i’m going to fucking cry jesus christ i did not sign up for this tumblr!!
Older inspirational Disney. This is what I miss.
me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend
person: what do you guys talk about
- person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
- me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
whats the sleepiest mineral?
Ores and minerals are completely different things
dammit jim, im a comedian not a geologist
YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:
- you have a body
- that’s it
- you’re beautiful
- you win
You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.