This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”
please say you slapped him
im just gonna keep reblogging this until he finds it
hes here somewhere
a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it
c) Why would you do this
d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop
my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever.
In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.
game of thrones
can I just
Guys it got better.
God, did it get better.
sherlockian need a lesson on what “better” means
get to know me meme: [1/8] favorite tv shows - SmallvilleIf you turn your back on all the experiences that made you strong and compassionate because they hurt, I’m afraid that one day everything you learned in Smallville will have been for nothing.
Deep deep down, I reckon John has quite a lot of potential
Making Stan Lee seem like a good actor since 2014.
If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity
would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?
in norway we use the snow to make hotels
reblogging for the second time because of this ^
^so fucking true
how does one get the light off of them
You sacrifice your life
i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some
stop reblogging this
Genevieve Valentine (x)
I am flat serious about this, though:
2014 Emmys - Cocktail hour at the punk enclave, drinking blood-of-my-enemies-tinis and showing off jewelry made from the teeth of all those who partied too hard.
2012 Emmys - peignoir’ed for a quiet evening at home with the punk enclave, sipping moonshine and declaring anarchy.
2011 Emmys - Formalwear for an ambassadorial outing to represent the interests of Punk Enclave on the diplomatic scene. [Her clutch purse carries nothing but four pairs of bras knuckles - one set for her, and one set in case she a) wears out the first set or b) runs across someone cool who could use brass knuckles.]
2013 Emmys - It’s Garden Picnic Day at the punk enclave! (You can tell from the shoes; turns out even a punk enclave wouldn’t wear white after Labor Day.)
300: Rise of an Empire premiere - Casual Friday at the punk enclave.
And the 2014 SAG Awards - The specific but sublime “Oh, we’re posing for more pictures? Well, I hope you look at this dress until you puke, how’s that sound?” Day at the punk enclave.